In the last 24 hours I’ve had two irrefutable hints that I’m not as young as I was. First of all, I logged into Myspace for the first time in a very long time, and realised within three minutes it made my head hurt. Secondly, I fell asleep on the sofa early this morning and woke in time to be completely lost and bewildered at the cartoon that was on tv at the time. A few minutes of impenetrable plot (I think it was plot) and I was starting to realise just how incredibly tolerant my parents were when I was a child.

In future, I shall stick to Pocoyo for mindless entertainment…